Archer is the best. Vulgarity and Witt. My kind of humor.
This reminds me of the one time when me and my older sister were kids, and we were on vacation with our parents. We were in our hotel room waiting for our mother to get out of the bathroom, and watching a murder movie on the tv while we waited. There was a scene where the murderer sneaks in at night and suffocates this lady with a pillow. I scoffed and said, “pfft, how can a pillow choke you? You can breathe through it. Hey sis, take this pillow and put it over my face. I wanna see if I can breathe through it just fine.”
My mother walked out of the bathroom and witnessed my sister trying to choke me with a pillow. Understandably she freaked out, and once the pillow was off my face I quickly caught on to what was going on and started laughing really hard. She didn’t completely believe us when we tried to explain it to her at first.
For a while after that my mother was worried she either raised a psycho daughter or a suicidal son. Or both.